As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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