Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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