real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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