You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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