Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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