I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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