all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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