Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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