Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just gift wrapped bread.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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