Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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