try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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