The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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