I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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