Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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