Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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