If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just found puke in my bra..
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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