google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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