I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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