Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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