I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
