It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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