We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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