If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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