Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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