worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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