Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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