Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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