glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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