there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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