So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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