Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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