He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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