there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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