A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Small penises have feelings too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I will pee on everything he values.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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