he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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