How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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