I hate your face
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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