You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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