He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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