rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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