You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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