i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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