Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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