found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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