Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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