You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You may now shotgun with the bride
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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