Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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