what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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