Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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