They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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