if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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